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I reblog many things
sometimes i post stuff
i like cats

PET A CAT TODAY

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

acciobenedictplease:

Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

piaislovepiaislife:

moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

It kinda looks like they’re trying to figure out how to make out with eachother all at once.

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

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The national geographic one gets me all the time.

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

tyleroakley:

sixpenceee:

mudcrabmassacre:

sixpenceee:

lukes-furry-asylum:

sixpenceee:

Can you find the hidden mother?

In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.

That’s kindof adorable<3

I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD

holy shit

let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”

1st one, 6th one and the last one, I’m going to hell 

DEAD BABIES ON MY DASH NO

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

"You don’t have to do an impression of the sex because that’s the weirdest thing i’ve ever asked you to do to"

bevgodsgirls:

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

Thick thighs support me

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

lnternethomo:

22 year old Phil’s videos

vs.

22 year old Dan’s videos

vs 22 year old PJ’s videos

vs 22 year old Chris’s videos

I dont understand